Claire named her (apparently purple unicorns are girls, at least according to Claire) Cheney, and her big brother asked if it was Dick Cheney. Claire thought, wow, that sounds like a great name, I imagine. And so, we’ve been living for quite a few months with Dick Cheney the purple unicorn.
Dick Cheney has many adventures around the house. Sometimes Dick Cheney takes a bubble bath and has her hair combed. Sometimes Dick Cheney watches My Little Pony repeatedly while snuggled under pink blankets. Yesterday, Dick Cheney had to wear a pink tutu and attend a tea party.
And this morning, Dick Cheney is refusing to wear clothes and is running around with a 3-year old naked.
Me, I’m just glad the 3-year old is clothed. And I’m thankful Dick Cheney can spend her days entertaining the 3 year old.